we’re at a coffee shop next door to the “corn palace” which as opposed to popular belief is not a palace made of corn but is a basketball court and eddie money is scheduled to play there next week. we left brooklyn at about 4:30 am two days ago, or at least tried to when colin (our friend coming with us) left his phone off and we spent a little while throwing quarter bouncy balls at his bedroom window, it was a real rom-com situation and then hoped on the road over the williamsburg bridge, through the holland tunnel to immediately get lost the second we hit new jersey. about 12 hours later we’re in chicago playing the first event of MAULED BY TIGERS FEST that just happened to be in the church al sharpton used to do his thing at. it was super hot and super fun, accidently throwing an elbow into a video camera lens and now i can’t lift things. the next day hit up some double diggle dogg action then back on the road and now we are here at corn palace usa!